Oh god this man is too hot
OH GOD… Please leave me alone… I’m curled up in my bed whimpering and I have to go to work in half an hour… why do you do this to me? Why do I stan you? WAYLT omfg I cannot deal right now. Feels are exploding TT_________TT
(via yoonho-shinki)
I just made the weirdest sound i’ve ever made yet and of course it’s because of Jaejoong.
OF. FUCKING. COURSE.
He went from hot and sexy to so motherfucking ovary exploding cute in a split second I cannot handle it. I CANNOT. I think my brain is about to malfunction from the sheer craziness this man is. He is not real. NOT. REAL.
(via 5tvxq)
Why just why just motherfucking why… I just shrieked. JUST WAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Goddamn you. Those hips that thrust that tongue that body that face that hand that that that that…
*EXPLODES*
(via qtpiegirl)
My mum's reaction to Tohoshinki "T" Tour (Part 2) aka she's a YunHO...
- Mum: WHAT ARE THOSE OUTFITS? Is Jae wearing a dress???
- Mum: So many armpits...
- Me: Oh, Mama...... OTL OTL OTL
- Mum: Oh woah woah woah what was that....
- Me: *winces* Let me guess... Diva!Jung strikes again?
- Mum: I need to see that again.
- Me: FML...
- Mum: WHO IS THIS MAN?
- Me: Jung Yunho...
- Mum: I really need to see that again.
- Me: It gets better (i'm resigned by now oh god).
- Mum: Really??? Ok i'll stop replaying that bit but it's like a compulsion... How peculiar.
- Me: Peculiar indeed...
- Mum: Oh wow...
- Me: *gives up* My 40yr old mother is a fangirl.
- Mum: Hey! I can just appreciate that Yunho appears to know what to do with his body.
- Me: I wish you were still just quietly blushing like you were over Before U Go
- Mum: Well, being vocal is a lot more fun *wink*
- Me: YOU DID NOT JUST WINK AT ME. OHMYGOD THAT'S IT! NO MORE YUNHO FOR YOU!
- Mum: Don't be a goose. Look what you made me do? I missed half the show. I'm going to have to replay it.
- Me: PLEASE DO IT SILENTLY. PLEASE KEEP YOUR SOUNDS TO YOURSELF.
- Mum: I dare you to watch it with me and not make a sound.
- Me: You're on.
- Mum: Do you know what they're singing about?
- Me: Don't even go there...
- Mum: *smirks*
- Me: *chokes on air*
- Mum: See? You made a sound.
- Me: ..............
- Mum: It's amazing how they can go from Ride On to this. He (Junsu) is incredible.
- Mum: That outfit is really flattering on all of them. Have they ever looked bad?
- Me: It's the pants... And not really I guess...
- Mum: I never thought i'd say this because white pants are heinous but it looks good.
- Mum: Yunho is really attractive.
- Me: *mumbles* He's about to get more attractive.......
- Me: (hears Somebody to Love and goes into hiding under the blankets)
- Mum: OH MY LORD.
- Me: (YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'M DYING UNDER THESE BLANKETS RIGHT NOW)
- Mum: *replays* OH MY LORD... AM I SEEING RIGHT?
- Me: Mama, seriously. WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.
- Mum: I haven't even said anything!
- Me: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAW.
- Mum: I don't know what I saw. I need to see it again... *replays*
- Me: OH DEAR GOD.
- Mum: *staring intently and repeating AGAIN* My thoughts exactly.
- Me: *resigned* You know if you can tear your eyes off Yunho at that moment, go look at Jae.
- Mum: *replays* Awwwww he's so adorable. He covered up!
- Me: Yeah...
- Mum: They're together aren't they? I'm feeling a little sorry for Jae.
- Me: MUM!!!!!!!!!!!
And THIS is why Jae is not my ultimate bias… I think I need to kick my parents out of the room…
(via ddelusionall)