Conversation about vampires :P
- Me: (squealing) Look! My new scrub has sparkles!
- OH: (non-committal grunt as he watches Iron Man)
- Me: Look!!! I'm all glittery and sparkly! Imma vampire!
- OH: (turns to me immediately with a disgusted look on his face) THAT IS NOT THE CHARACTERISTIC OF A VAMPIRE!
- Me: Vampires aren't real, baby.
- OH: WHATEVER. THEY DO NOT SPARKLE.
- Me: I think you need to watch Jaejoong's MINE MV...
- OH: He doesn't sparkle, he glows ^^
- Me: You've got it so bad...
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THIS IS ME… While watching whatever the fuck @bornfreeonekiss retweeted… 25 seconds of it and I am going to spend the rest of my day acting like this poor cat ;_____________;
(via ttara-hae)
Been trying to upload this for ages from my phone OMG :-/ A note for my readers and followers and my caption would’ve been nicer had I not been defeated by technology ;;
this clueless ahjussi…
I know most people find this cute and adorable but all I want to do is shove three fingers in his mouth and growl SUCK SO I CAN FUCK YOU…
Oh lord… //watches as my follower count decreases after this//
(via 5tvxq)
serenityeryx asked: Hey, I read your writing over on LJ. I just read your update. I hope you get better soon. I wish I could send you chicken soup to make your cold feel better. I also hope you get over your writer's block. That happens to me and it's so frustrating! No pressure on you to write more, at least for me. Take care of yourself first, then worry about your readers. We'll still be here waiting.
Awwww thank you for your sweet message!!!

YunJae is Real [1/1]
Title: YunJae is Real [1/1]
Author: beeswaxing
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG Length: Oneshot
Genre: Fluff
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything apart from the story.
Summary: From the YunJae Anon meme and I suck at being concise so it’s here instead of in the comments there but the link is here if you want to see the prompt — how many times do I have to tell you…
AN: Loosely based around a meal I just had with my parents and husband. I’m in a bit of a mood so my husband decides to joke around to cheer me up and for whatever reason, my parents played along. They were tossing out scenarios and some of them were so ludicrous I had to laugh. And then at one point he said something like “what if I don’t believe YunJae is real?” and then everyone went off discussing that possibility but me being the type of person who remembers random stuff, recalled seeing this in the Anon meme thing so I actually checked while in the restaurant lmao! And no one had filled it so here I am ;-) Oh yeah and it’s a totally shameless self-insert cos I’m too lazy to write new characters. I wrote this in just two hours in the car while stuck in traffic with my family so eh…

How many times do I have to tell you until you get YunJae is real?
I know EXACTLY how she feels…

Long Distance Relationship? There’s An App For That…
Introducing Pair a free for download iPhone App which allows two people to share a private Facebook like feed where you can post photos, notes, etc. without the world knowing. Pair also allows you to share a ‘to do’ list, draw a picture together or ‘thumb kiss’ if you both put your thumbs on your screen.
;_;
I don’t know why I’m reblogging this because I’m a pathetic lump of forever alone that will never have someone to do this with. ..but it’s still cool.
For my LDR friends. :)
i wish kisp had a smart phone. the ldr on the horizon terrfies me
Guess which two people on this planet I thought of? And what annoys me is that I don’t want to think of them. Here I am minding my own business and then BAM! I need a life buoy in this ocean of pearl red…
(via heenimdingledodies)
vanyumm:0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)
33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximumSo me and my ladies took this, and I got a 33 (I BARELY SQUEAKED BY INTO AVERAGE LOL). I kind of think it’s bullshit, because I’m naturally fairly empathetic but I shut that shit off because my life is hard enough without worrying about other people’s problems. True facts.
Errr… I scored 25… I re-did the test and got 28. And then tried again and got 27… I think I have to deal with this fact…

