I uh… I’m legitimately stuttering…

I want to change my Kakao background (currently it’s Jaejoong’s chest complete with perky nipples) and I couldn’t decide between an awesome fanart of Changmin or Mirotic era Yunho with his shirt gaping open and a mic pressed to his mouth… I think I have a winner in this one and it wasn’t even in contention OTL

You fucking lemur omg you’re gonna unseat Jae from #2 by accident and I will fucking cry pearl red tears…

(via fc-men)

Dude…dude…dude… omfg his S-line is to-fucking-die-for. No wonder Chunneh is endlessly fascinated with it ;-) So slim with such a banging ass. I honestly should feel bad for objectifying them so much but omg I want dat ass for my own //creys

Body Porn: Kim Jaejoong’s torso.

His nipples are ALWAYS fucking erect. ALWAYS. And so I “complained” about this to my husband and you know what he said? He said, “yours are always erect too…doesn’t that tell you something?” Ok, it tells me that JAEJOONG IS CONSTANTLY HORNY LIKE ME. I can live with that. Jae the nympho…works for me tbh.

Ok that was probably tmi but eh. 

Excuse me while I cough, choke, die and run to write another one-shot…

Sexual tension? They have it IN FUCKING SPADES. It’s reminding me of HanChul onstage good god…

*DEAD*

mysekushiboo:

[Germany] 11.11.04 - Press Conference 

When Jaejoong uses the piercing on that area of his ear, my brain just turns to mush.

OH. GOD. THIS. MAN.

My brain turns to mush in general when it comes to him but this is just…….. I shouldn’t have clicked on this when I saw it on Twitter cos seriously, Yunho is about to kill me on that MBC JBJ program but now there’s nothing left of me to kill cos Jae’s already done it OTL

THESE TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME /WAVES FIST

pervingonkpop:

As you rolled your hips over him, Changmin tossed his head back onto the pillow, his mouth open in a silent moan. Another movement of your hips and he’ll be done for.

Um… Ok this has erased all memory of Min!Rihanna from last night that’s for sure… Oh god…