this clueless ahjussi…

I know most people find this cute and adorable but all I want to do is shove three fingers in his mouth and growl SUCK SO I CAN FUCK YOU…

Oh lord… //watches as my follower count decreases after this//

(via 5tvxq)

He might as well be Medusa because I turn to stone when I look into his eyes. 
Rock.
Hard.
If I was a boy that is :P 

He might as well be Medusa because I turn to stone when I look into his eyes. 

Rock.

Hard.

If I was a boy that is :P 

(via fc-men)



Oppa… Can you blame me for not believing you??? o__O

Oppa… Can you blame me for not believing you??? o__O

(via ddelusionall)

130406 Jaejoong “Your, My & Mine” Press-con Nanjing

STAHP JAEJOONG STAHP OH MY GOD…

Forget it, dude. IDEK my own name right now… Fuck. 


CATCH ME IF YOU WANNA…

Fuck your fingers… Yeah I wanna fuck myself on your fingers…
*COUGHIDIDNOTJUSTSAYTHATOUTLOUDCOUGH*
Uh… shit… I am just oozing all over the place… boneless, legless, I am jelly and putty and everything squishy and soft and ridiculous and ugh. Every time I think that maybe, maybe, JUST MAYBE I might choose Jaejoong over Yunho, the bastard comes right back and goes I LOVE THE GUY YOU ARE TRYING TO CHOOSE OVER ME BUT I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO… And i’m just whimpering and saying #OK.

CATCH ME IF YOU WANNA…

Fuck your fingers… Yeah I wanna fuck myself on your fingers…

*COUGHIDIDNOTJUSTSAYTHATOUTLOUDCOUGH*

Uh… shit… I am just oozing all over the place… boneless, legless, I am jelly and putty and everything squishy and soft and ridiculous and ugh. Every time I think that maybe, maybe, JUST MAYBE I might choose Jaejoong over Yunho, the bastard comes right back and goes I LOVE THE GUY YOU ARE TRYING TO CHOOSE OVER ME BUT I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO… And i’m just whimpering and saying #OK.

(via qtpiegirl)

jungasms:

#HALP I CANNOT BREATHE OMFG 

(via ddelusionall)

Jaejoong’s ~Pre-Debut~ Street Interview with his Ex-Girlfriend

His fingers in that first gif…….. Guh… 

Jaejoong… thanks for breaking my brain with your fetus self ugh. Why do all of you do this to me? I need an off button for my feels OTL

And the hilarious thing is that his fingers reminds me of Yunho’s during that photoshoot and he is stroking Changmin’s neck… 

(via 5tvxq)

uknowsshi:

I wanna tap that ass hngggg~ *.*

btw, can someone tell me where i can find the video fot his gif? 

cr: as tagged

Hahahaha I was ruminating on the fact that no matter what Jaejoong says his ideal type is, it will someone always end up being used to pertain to Yunho somehow. I see it happen every single time on my tlist. And then I kinda joked about what would happen if Jaejoong says I LIKE BIG BUTTS because let’s face it, Yunho usually has a rather flat butt… and then the SAME DAY Yunho appears with an ass. I was a little flabbergasted hahahahahaha. 

IDEK what the point of my rambling is anymore. I think it’s time to get off tumblr and back to work OTL

jaddasroots:

7/? gifs of “Jung, could you not”

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If I don’t post anymore fics, you can blame this man…

jaddasroots:

7/? gifs of “Jung, could you not”

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If I don’t post anymore fics, you can blame this man…

Thai Yunho fan, making all her wishes come true, at the Missha event in Thailand [cr: littlecreammy]

All I can see is Changmin looking left out… I would’ve grabbed him too. COME ON OPPA YOU STAND HERE AND SQUISH ME BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 

And Yunho’s awkward widening of his smile when she grabs his hand…

Am I the only one finding it random that Yunho is wearing shorts btw? I’m soooooooooo NOT complaining. I just find it weird that he’s wearing two layers on top, and then…shorts? I like the preppy look. I LOVE IT TOO FUCKING MUCH when my husband layers like that and then wears glasses and hello hot nerd. 

Hahahahaha omg I just gave myself feels and it was over my husband. Who would’ve thought? XDDD!