130406 Jaejoong “Your, My & Mine” Press-con Nanjing
STAHP JAEJOONG STAHP OH MY GOD…
Forget it, dude. IDEK my own name right now… Fuck.
CATCH ME IF YOU WANNA…
Fuck your fingers… Yeah I wanna fuck myself on your fingers…
*COUGHIDIDNOTJUSTSAYTHATOUTLOUDCOUGH*
Uh… shit… I am just oozing all over the place… boneless, legless, I am jelly and putty and everything squishy and soft and ridiculous and ugh. Every time I think that maybe, maybe, JUST MAYBE I might choose Jaejoong over Yunho, the bastard comes right back and goes I LOVE THE GUY YOU ARE TRYING TO CHOOSE OVER ME BUT I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO… And i’m just whimpering and saying #OK.
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JJ:Unless you’re as pretty as me,please stop trying to get my man. =(^.^)=
LOL everyone should just give up. Seriously. How does anyone compete with THAT? And let’s be honest here… I don’t really ship HoMin (I know it might look like I do but I don’t, they just LOOK so painfully good next to each other that it makes me tingle tingle but that’s another story and I won’t go into it)…
How did my bracket get so long? What was my point?
Oh yeah… Um, the only person who can give Jaejoong a run for his money is Changmin because that kid is UNDENIABLY gorgeous. Ugh… and they both have sex faces to die for.
OK I’M GOING TO STOP TYPING NOW BEFORE I SAY TOO MUCH.
Can someone please tell me what is happening because………
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HE SHOULD HAVE REMAINED UNABLE TO WINK!!!!!!!
Wink and boom pregnant. I cannot even…
How is Yunho not pregnant in mpreg YunJae/JaeHo fics because hell i’m sure this just caused immaculate conception OTL
(via dorolovelove)
… drugged for you pleasure …
I don’t even…
Can’t even…
What even…
O____________________________O
You don’t even know all the crying and weeping and wailing and horrific animal sounds I was making while watching the scene. I was face down on my bed, face buried in my pillow with arms and legs kicking and flailing like a bloody two year old throwing an epic tantrum cos they didn’t get ice cream. Like what the fuck even. IDE recognise myself ugh. I want to be her so badly it’s not even funny. Not funny at all. I am so not amused right now. I think I need to take a step back and calm down or something cos wtf… Starting to question the fact that YunJae are joint ultimate bias at this stage because Jaejoong definitely doesn’t evoke crazy feels like this in me :-/
(via taigrin)
DEAR GOD… DEAR JUNGOD… DEAR… FUCK…
I wanna fucking gnaw on his ass and thighs omg I need help!!! Yunho is turning me into a cannibal!!!!!!!! OTL
The Beatles Code 2 - Yunho’s dance steps
Oh dear god… oppa why are your pants so tight… I can’t look at anything else. U-Know your top half is kinda priest-like, and then the bottom half is all sin.
ALL SIN.
Just the way I like it ;-)
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