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DBSK on Inkigayo - Leading a Life Away From Porn [Yoochun -> himself, Yunho ->Yoochun’s mum, Changmin -> Yoochun’s dad, Junsu -> Yoochun’s friend, Jaejoong -> Yoochun’s teacher]

YC: A FM Inkigayo Campaign with TVXQ
TVXQ: Happy Life~! YEAH!

JS: Hello
YH: Aigoo, Xiah Junsu’s here to play~?
Yoochun’s laughter  
JS: Yeah, aunty, Where’s Yoochun?
CM: Oh, he’s studying in his room ~ go on in ~ 
JS: Okay ~
*knocks on the door*
JS: Yoochun ah~ I’m here to play! Open the door.
*Door opens and random sound effects* 
JS: YA! What are you doing?!
YC: AH! When did you come in?
JS: I kept calling you just now but you didn’t answer. What were you watching? ~
YC: Umm, I was just studying
JS: You, move aside
YC: Ah~What are you doing?!
JS: What are you watching and why are you blocking the screen?
YC: What are you trying to do? Ah, I’m not doing anything
JS: Then, why did I hear such strange noises, like ohh~ahh~When I opened the door?
Yoochun’s laughter 
YC: Ah, it’s not~
JS: Why are both your eyes red then?
YC: *stammering* because I’m tired
JS: Then, why’s your voice suddenly so deep?
YC: Ah, I’m not ~ What’s wrong with me? 
JS: When was the last time you cut your hair?
YC: A week ago, why?
JS: Just as I expected. Your hair has grown so much longer because you watch such nonsense 
JS: Aunty!! Uncle!!
YH: Why? What’s the matter?
YC: Ah~nothing. Mum, just get away quickly
JS: It’s not nothing, it isn’t Aunty! Yoochun, he..! 
YC: YA~! It’s not like what he thinks it is
JS: He watches porn, porn videos
YH: *screams* Ah, what did you just say? Hubby! Hubby!
CM: What’s the matter? 
YH: I’m dying, dying!
CH: What’s wrong with you? What happened to your mum?
YC: Ah, I… saw some videos by accident
YH: WHAT!? by accident? Oh, whose fault is this? isn’t he like this now because of how his character resembles his dad? you’re always watching those strange videos, no wonder your kid follows your example!
YC: Dad, you watch them too?
CM: YOU! Watch what you’re talking. What did I ever watch? This kid Junsu is still here. 
JS: Recently, Yoochun’s been a little weird. The whole day, he just tries to hold other people’s hands
YC: Since when did I do that?
JS: And his drawings are weird too
YC: Since when did I do that?
JS: And when he stares at you, you get goosebumps!  
YH: Aigoo, aigoo, what are we going to do? You childish kid! No wonder your teacher called and told us to go to school tomorrow! I’m so embarrassed!
*The next day at school* 
JJ: HAHAHAHA. Yoochun matures pretty quickly 
Junsu giggles 
JJ: Aigoo, he goes around collecting porn videos and lends them to the other kids 
Junsu’s dying from excessive laughter  
JJ: This’s really ~
YH: Teacher, I’m so sorry
JJ: Why?
CM: It’s my fault for not bringing up my kids properly
YH: Isn’t it obvious 
CM: YOU! How can you speak without thinking in from of the teacher!
YH: Ah, this is all your fault. That’s why he’s like you
JJ: Ah, Sir, Madam ~ It’s not good to argue in public 
JS: Aunty, uncle, are you alright?
YC: I made a mistake and I’ll never do it again
JJ: *sighs* Yoochun isn’t concentrating in school because of the porn videos and his grades are dropping. His eyes are always red and he always seems so tired. And he’s always playing pranks on the female students
CM: teacher! It’s my fault that my kid turned out like this! teacher! please punish me instead. Please, hit my leg!
JJ: Aigoo, Ah, sir, please don’t be like this. Ah, please rise
CM: No!
JJ: We don’t need punish kinds here anymore 
CM: Ah, no! I must be beaten in front of my kids!  
JJ: Ah, no, I can’t do that
YH: That’s right teacher, please hit (Yoochun’s) dad!!
YC: Alright, alright! It’s my fault. I’ll never watch porn again. And I’ll destroy whatever I’ve collected so far! I’ll delete any videos with scenes of porn in them. I’ll never watch porn again!
YH: Burn all of them!
YC: Dad, mum, teacher! I’m sorry  YC: A FM Inkigayo Campaign with TVXQ
TVXQ: Leading a happy life away from porn 

I just wheezed to death laughing my ass off omfg…

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